As
we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now we have:
WWAD?
A= Artemis- Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle.
WWAD?
A= Athena- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a logical
manner.)
WWAD?
A= Adonis- Take them boar hunting.
WWAD?
A= Anubis- Give them a fine funeral.
WWAD?
A= Appolo- Test their musical skills... in a fair contest.
WWAD?
A= Aphrodite- Don`t you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do?
WWAD?
A= Attis- First off... his voice would get REAL HIGH!...
WWAD?
A= Astarte- Make love AND war.
WWAD?
A= Aequitas- Give them a fair deal.
WWAD?
A= Angerona (Goddess of secrecy)-Not gonna tell ya!
WWBD?
B= Baal- Shine some light on it.
WWBD?
B= Bacchus- Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.
WWBD?
B= Boreas- Blow them out of the water.
WWBD?
B= Britannia- Rule!
WWBD?
B= Buddha- Does it matter? If you are enlightened it does not. If
you are not enlightened it still doesn`t matter.
WWCD?
C= Ceres- Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.
WWCD?
C= Ceridwen- Stir it up one more time.
WWCD?
C= Chaos- No one is quite sure... but it will be messy and interesting.
WWCD?
C= Cthulu- Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.
WWDD?
D= Demeter- Lay waste to your lands if you don`t have her daughter back
by 10 p.m.! (And DON`T lay a hand on her!)
WWDD?
D= Discordia- Here... have an apple...IF you are the fairest!
WWED?
E= Epona- Give them a good tip on a fast horse in the sixth.
WWED?
E= Ereskigal- Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.
WWTED?
ET= The Elueusinians- It`s a mystery!
WWFD?
F= Flora- Say it with flowers.
WWFD?
F= Fortuna- Play the lottery.
WWFD?
F= Fides- Keep good faith.
WWGD?
G= Gaia- Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.
WWHD?
H= Hades- Tell them to go to Hell.
WWHD?
H= Hecate- Show them the right path... or is it the left?
WWHD?
H= Hera- She`d get jealous.
WWHD?
H= Hercules- He`d labor to come up with an answer.
WWHD?
H= Hermes- Tell them to get the message or take a hike.
WWHD?
H= Herne- Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
WWID?
I= Iris- Paint them a rainbow to send the message.
WWID?
I=Isis- Find every part of them after they are torn apart.
WWJD?
J= Janus- Look the other way.
WWJD?
J= Juno- Make sure they marry well.
WWJD?
J= Jupiter- Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.
WWKD?
K= Kali- Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood & dance on
their trembling corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry.
WWKD?
K= Klotho- Wind it up.
WWKD?
K= Kwan Yin- Show them some mercy.
WWLD?
L= Loki- Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some
jewelry, change into a
seal and steal some apples. For starters.
WWLD?
L= Luna- Moon them!
WWMD?
M= Mithras- Cut the bull!
WWMD?
M= Mars- Suit up for battle.
WWMD?
M= Mercury- Change his mind... again.
WWND?
N= Narcissus- Huh? Is there someone else here?
WWND?
N= Neptune- Ride the ninth wave.
WWND?
N= Nemesis- Get "furious".
WWND?
N= Nike- Be victorious.
WWND?
N= Nyx- "Good Night!"
WWOD?
O= Osiris- Cut to the "bone".
WWOD?
O= Odin- Hang on a tree for nine days until you start seeing things.
WWOD?
O= Orpheus- SIng the blues.
WWPD?
P= Pan- Tell them to pipe down of F_ck off.
WWPD?
P= Pax- Tell them "peace".
WWPD?
P= Persephone- Just take a little bite, it wont be that bad.
WWPD?
P= Pluto- Hump Minnie`s leg.
WWPD?
P= Poseidon- Have an adventure... but there has to be a morning after.
WWPD?
P= Prometheus- GIve it some thought first.
WWSD?
S= Set- You don`t want to know but it wont be nice.
WWSD?
S= Shiva- Start all over again.
WWTD?
T= Themis- Put on a blindfold before she decides.
WWTD?
T= Thor- Hammer it out.
WWVD?
V= Vesta- Keep the home fires burning.
WWVD?
V= Vulcan- Live long and prosper.
WWYD?
Y= Yahweh- "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the burning bush already!
OY!
WWZD?
Z= Zeus- By Jove, he`d flirt with the girls! |