Chorus:
  Oh gimme that ol' time religion,
  Gimme that Ol' time religion,
  Gimme that Ol' time religion,
  It's good enough for me.
 

Oh, we'll worship like the Druids, Drinking strange fermented fluids,
And run naked through the woods; It's good enough for me.

There'll be lots of pagan lovin when we're meeting in our coven.
Quit your pushin and your shovin and leave room enough for me!

Oh, those Christian folks are hummin' Cuz they say their God is Comin'.
Well, our God's come two times tonight...And Our Goddess at least three.

There are those that practice Voodoo. There are those who practice Hoodoo.
I know I do, I hope you do And  it's good enough for me!

We'll be met by Aphrodité; She'll be out there in her nighty.
Though she's kind'a wild and frighty, She's good enough for me.

Oh we'll worship Zarathustra, Yes, we'll worship like we used ta.
I'm a Zarathustra booster And it's good enough for me.

When ol' Gerald got it going, When ol' Gerald got it going,
All that hiding turned to showing And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Sappho, With her lady on her lap, oh.
She put Lesbos on the map, oh, And that's good enough for me.

Those of us that worship Isis, Know she's real good in a crisis.
Leave us to our own devices And that's good enough for me.

There are those who when they've got e-Normous problems that are knotty,
Just refer them to Hecaté And that's good enough for me.

Well the Japanese have Shinto; And who knows what else they're into.
If it helps outsell the Pinto, then that's good enough for me.

Let us not forget dear Pan; Come on Pagans give a hand;
Have a party and a jam And that's good enough for me.

Oh, we'll worship little Bacchus; As a lad he was quite raucous.
That is pretty silly-akus But it's good enough for me.

Thor, He has a mighty hammer, Thor, He has a mighty hammer,
And He'll hit you quite a slammer But that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Loki; We all think he's okey-dokey;
Though he thinks that Thor's quite hokey, Still he's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl,  And the sacred Axalotl,
For the gift of Chocolotl,  And that's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl, For the gift of Chocolotl,
Whether cold or piping hotl,   It's good enough for me.

We will all soon reach Nirvana; Guess that's better than Habana;
Take a left turn at Urbana And that's good enough for me.

We will sing a verse for Hermes, Yes, we'll drink a toast to Hermes,
He will cure us of our germies  And that's good enough for me.

There was once, so I heard tell, a,  Bright and promising young fella';
Gave his all to serve Cavella & that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Thor;  I can hear his Thunder roar...
Or maybe it's his snore...But it's good enough for me.

We will worship Aphrodité.  As a lover she was mighty
and she didn't wear no nighty, But that's good enough for me.

Meeting at the witching hour, By the bud and branch and flower,
Folks are raising up the power And that's where I wanna be!

All praise be to Athena; May her rituals get keena
Though she does sometimes get meana Still she's good enough for me.

Let us worship ol' Diana; She's sure got one helluva manna;
Though we don't always plan a-Head, that's good enough for me.

Let us worship Aphrodite. Even though she's kinda flighty.
(But we love that see-thru nightie) And it's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Aradia. She said "Keep the suits afraid of ya,
And I'll see you in Arcadia. And that's good enough for me!

 When you worship with Astarte, She will throw you quite a party.
Better chill up those Bacardi's & save a bull for me...

From the East there is Buddha, He really is much cutah,
Comes in brass and glass and pewtah, And that's good enough for me.

Let us worship Dionysus,  Perun, Shiva, Frey, and Isis
(We'll forgive their little vices)  They're good enough for me!

Let us worship like the Druids,  Running naked thru the wo-ods,
Drinking vital body fluids  It's good enough for me!

Jerry Falwell says he's sav-ed. In the lamb's blood he is bath-ed;
And he thinks that I'm deprav-ed, But that doesn't bother me.

O they say their God is coming.  O they say their God is coming.
Our God came six times this evening  And that's good enough for me!

Then there is the Horned One,  Of all the Gods, he's most fun,
He likes to hunt in woods and run, And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Isis. She will help us in a crisis.
And she's never raised her prices, So she's good enough for me!

When you worship Jesus  Don't you DARE to try and Please us
Cause in hell his dad will freeze us And thats no place for me and thee.

 Here is one thing I do know,  Jove's favorite is Juno;
'Cause She's awfully good at you-know; And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Kali,  Though embracing her is folly
She's quite an armful by golly! And she's good enough for me!

We will read the Kama Sutra The positions are quite 'outre'
But as long as you're not 'neutre' Then that's good enough for me!

Let us all go worship Loki. He's the Nordic God of Chaos,
Which is why this verse does not rhyme or sync or scan or nuthin'

It was good enough for Odin, Though those omens were forbodin'
'Til at last the giants rode in, And it's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Pan. He's half goat and he's half man.
But he does the best he can,  That's good enough for me

Let us worship Quetzalcoatl, A live sacrifice we'll throttle,
And put his innards in a bottle  (Well, better you than me!)

Let us honor Ra Hoor Khuit,  And his lovely mother Nuit.
If it's not your will, then screw it,  But it's good enough for me.

 Let us all go worship Venus.  Of all our Gods, she meanest.
She once bit me on my......elbow. And that's good enough for me!

We went out to worship Venus, By gosh you should have seen us!
Now the clinic has to screen us, But it's good enough for me.