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HAVE A VERY DRUID CHRISTMAS

    (Sung to the tune of 'Have a holly jolly Christmas')

    Have a very "Druid Christmas" 
    It's the Dark time of the Year,
    You will see, 4 kinds of mead
    so have a cup of cheer

    Have a very "Druid Christmas"
    But just don't you call it "Yule" 
    Meán Geimhridh is the proper name
    You "crystal-fluffing" fool

    Oh ho the yager flows
    all during the feast
    scaring the dedicants
    with tales of goat-ly beasts

    Have a very "Druid Christmas"
    But just don't you call it "Yule" 
    Meán Geimhridh is the proper name
    You "crystal-fluffing" fool

    Oh ho the whiskey flows
    long after the feast
    tales of the goat will grow
    the dedicants will flee

    Have a very "Druid Christmas"
    and in case you didn't hear
    Oh by golly
    Have a holly jolly Meán Geimhridh this year

    ©2004 R. Dannelley       All rights reserved. 

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